Seriously. Where did my daughter learn to kick a soccer ball with such AmaZiNg sKilLZ?
She's so stinkin' coordinated. It makes me jealous.
She's so stinkin' coordinated. It makes me jealous.
I can't even kick a soccer ball. I haven't even really tried.
Why? Because I can't kick it straight and then I feel dumb because the person on the receiving end of my terrible kicking has to run to the left 10 yards just to have a turn.
Thus my future in professional soccer playing was put to an indefinite halt.
I'm thinking little people soccer for her next summer.
I'll sit on the sidelines and cheer.
Now THAT I can do.
Why? Because I can't kick it straight and then I feel dumb because the person on the receiving end of my terrible kicking has to run to the left 10 yards just to have a turn.
Thus my future in professional soccer playing was put to an indefinite halt.
I'm thinking little people soccer for her next summer.
I'll sit on the sidelines and cheer.
Now THAT I can do.




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